Posted by in Blog, Poems on Jan 3, 2015

Ah, you lassies

who make such colourful comics

of your skin!


I’d like to take you one by one

to a quiet place

with a bag of liquorice allsorts


and a bottle of Irn Bru

and turn your bright pages

at leisure


and, like Jimmy and his Magic Patch,

embrace the resulting adventures.